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[Reba] <i>Now, previously on</i> Reba...

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- What did you call me?
- Reba.

3
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See, now that we're renters,

4
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I don't think it's right
for me to call you Mrs. H.

5
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Oh, and I'm cuttin' down on my carbs,
so keep that in mind. Okay, "Rebe?"

6
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Barbra Jean said
she saw you in bed with Dad.

7
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What?

8
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Hey, Barbra Jean.

9
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I think we should talk.

10
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See? Bye.

11
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Yeah, I think so too.

12
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But could you give me
a minute with Reba first?

13
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You want me to leave?

14
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Okay, I'll leave.

15
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But make it a good minute, Brock.
Make sure that at the end of that minute,

16
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you've figured out
whatever it is you need to,

17
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because I can't keep living like this.

18
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Brock, go after her.

19
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She thinks that you think
you made a mistake

20
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by leaving me and marrying her
and everything.

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- Go tell her she was wrong.
- I don't think I can do that.

22
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And why the heck not?

23
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Because...

24
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I do think I made a mistake.

25
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What?

26
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I said, I do think I made a mistake.

27
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[sighs]

28
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[chuckles] Oh, boy.

29
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Yeah.

30
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How long have you felt this way?

31
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I don't know. I'm not sure what I feel.

32
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You're not sure?

33
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Well, do you feel this?

34
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Ow!

35
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What'd you hit me for?

36
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You say marrying
Barbra Jean was a mistake,

37
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and you're not sure?

38
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How can I figure out how I feel
if I can't talk about it?

39
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Well, I don't know.
But you can't go around blurtin' stuff out

40
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and then decide
whether or not you believe it.

41
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That's how you got in trouble
with our wedding vows.

42
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Don't you wanna know why I think
I might have made a mistake?

43
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No.

44
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What if you're one of the reasons?

45
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You know what?

46
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I couldn't care less
what your reasons are,

47
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because whatever your reasons are,
they come from you.

48
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You know what?

49
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I do care, and you knew I would.

50
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- You're despicable, Brock.
- I--

51
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You talk about how much more
sensitive you've become,

52
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and everything you do causes chaos.

53
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This is just another example,

54
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how your selfishness is tearin'
everybody else's lives apart.

55
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So you wanna hear?

56
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[gasps] Are you listenin' to me?

57
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I do and I don't wanna hear.
How much more clear can I be?

58
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Okay, I've changed my mind.

59
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I'm not gonna let you two decide my life

60
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while I'm sittin' in the living room
drainin' the hard-candy bowl.

61
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- It's okay, Barbra Jean. We're done.
- No, we're not.

62
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- Yes, we are!
- Oh, no, no, no, no.

63
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You guys don't get
to make the choice. I do.

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And I've decided I'm leavin'.

65
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- No, no, no. I'm leavin'.
- I am.

66
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- I am.
- Rock, paper, scissors.

67
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- Barbra Jean, I'm not gonna--
- One, two, three, shoot.

68
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[sinister laugh]

69
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Rock beats air. I win.

70
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You didn't win. I wasn't playing.

71
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Well, let's play now.

72
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Okay, paper covers rock. Bye.

73
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Reba, you get back here! You cheated!

74
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What are you lookin' at, old lady? Huh?

75
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Just walk your dog, okay?

76
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Reba!

77
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I'm not sure why I married
either one of 'em.

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[Reba] Ha, hey!

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{\an8}<i>♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪</i>

81
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<i>♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪</i>

82
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{\an8}<i>♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪</i>

83
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<i>♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ I'm a survivor ♪</i>

86
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I don't get it.

87
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So I called your mom "Reba."

88
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{\an8}What is the big deal?
Why did she have to get so mad?

89
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I mean, sure, it's not
the greatest name in the world, but...

90
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{\an8}I mean, it's better than,
say, Mabel or Floyd.

91
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{\an8}Floyd? Floyd's a man's name, honey.

92
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Oh, yeah? Tell that to my Aunt Floyd.

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- Hey, maybe I could use her middle name.
- It's Nell.

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- Nell?
- Uh-huh.

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{\an8}- Nell.
- Yeah.

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{\an8}Nelly. Old Neller. [grunts]

97
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{\an8}[Cheyenne clears throat]

98
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{\an8}What?

99
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{\an8}We were trying to have
a private conversation.

100
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{\an8}We're trying to figure out
something important,

101
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{\an8}- if you don't mind.
- Yeah, thanks.

102
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{\an8}The answer's "once."

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{\an8}You only have to lather,
rinse and repeat once.

104
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{\an8}Why do you always cause trouble?

105
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{\an8}I know. I'm sorry.
It's a real character flaw.

106
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{\an8}- Yes, it is.
- Yeah.

107
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{\an8}And I wish you'd told me that
three bottles of shampoo ago.

108
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I'm just a little upset about Barbra Jean
finding Mom and Dad in bed together.

109
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What?

110
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No way.

111
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That's what Barbra Jean says.

112
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Kyra, do not kid about this, okay?

113
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Don't try and get us to overreact
so you make us look stupid.

114
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Honey, Kyra does not have
that power over us.

115
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Only we can make ourselves look stupid.

116
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Mom. Hey, you're back.

117
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Yeah. How's, uh, Mr. H?

118
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"H" as in Mr. "Hot."

119
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So, what... What happened?

120
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I don't want to talk about it.

121
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- Come on.
- Let's go in.

122
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Hey, Ma. So, uh, you were
over talking to, uh... to Barbra Jean?

123
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How... How... How... How is she?

124
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- How is she?
- Mm-hmm.

125
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[chuckling] How is she?

126
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She's married to Brock. Figure it out.

127
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You know, we were just wondering, Nell...

128
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What did you call me?

129
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I know. It's not workin' for me either.

130
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Did you need somethin'?

131
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Mom, Kyra told us about you and Dad.

132
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[imitates bedsprings squeaking]

133
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Ow.

134
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All right, all right, all right.
Stop it, both of you.

135
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That did not happen.

136
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And I can't believe you would think
anything could happen.

137
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Why not?

138
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It's Dad going through
his whole mid-life crisis, part two.

139
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Between him wanting to be
a pro golfer and going to therapy,

140
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and hanging around you all the time, Mom,

141
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things have gotten a little weird lately.

142
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That doesn't mean anything's
going on between us.

143
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- Good.
- Right.

144
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- What?
- Yeah.

145
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You and Dad getting back together
would be horrible.

146
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In fact, I think it's the worst thing
that could possibly happen.

147
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I'm neutral.

148
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Look, Mom, I did want you guys
to get back together originally,

149
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but once you got over it,
you were so much happier.

150
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And now there's Barbra Jean,
who I've actually grown to like.

151
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Again, I'm neutral.

152
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Mom, you may think
this is just about you and Dad,

153
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but it's not. Okay?

154
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It would change things for all of us.

155
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I don't want everything
to fall apart again.

156
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We may be from a broken home,
but at least it is still intact.

157
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Where are you going?

158
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To clear things up with your father.

159
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[door closes]

160
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Man, she cannot stay away from Mr. Hot.

161
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Hey, Brock, we need to talk.

162
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Actually, I'm a little busy
being selfish and causing chaos.

163
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Okay, fine. I deserved that.

164
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Yeah, no kidding. I was trying
to tell you something important today.

165
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Well, maybe I'm not ready
to hear something important.

166
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Maybe I'm not ready to hear you say
that your marriage was a mistake

167
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or that you still have feelings for me.

168
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- I didn't say that--
- [yells]

169
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I said I don't wanna hear it.

170
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Look...

171
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[sighs] I got a nice life going, Brock.

172
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Everything used to be crazy,
one fiasco after the other.

173
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And I don't want to go back to that.

174
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You're goin' through a lot right now.

175
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You're what my grandma used to call
"a little teched in the head."

176
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[laughing]

177
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[laughs sarcastically] I've been
diagnosed as depressed, you know.

178
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Just because you're depressed

179
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don't mean you can't have
a sense of humor.

180
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- Are you done?
- All right, all right.

181
00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,727
All I'm sayin' is,

182
00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:05,354
before you go blurtin' out anything else,

183
00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:08,274
just remember that Barbra Jean
loves you with all her heart.

184
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,402
There's no accounting for taste,
but she does.

185
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,864
Yeah, well, I love her too, Reba.
I'm just...

186
00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:17,867
I'm goin' through something.
But don't worry.

187
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:21,579
When Barbra Jean gets back,
we'll sit down, have a nice long talk.

188
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,080
Good.

189
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:26,292
Now I'm sure in a day or two everything
will be the same between you and her.

190
00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:29,462
Lucky for you, the simple are forgiving.

191
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,379
[scoffs]

192
00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,597
Hey, Jake, whatcha doin'?

193
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,349
Playing a video game...

194
00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:43,017
and watching TV.

195
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,269
I'm multitasking.

196
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,941
Well, look. Since you're here,
let me ask you somethin'.

197
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,445
Do you think things have been
a little messed up around here lately?

198
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,906
It's not my fault. Van did it.

199
00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:02,119
Did what?

200
00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:05,247
Made a big mess in my room
and didn't clean it up.

201
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,376
Stupid Van.

202
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:14,256
But that's it?
Nothing with Barbra Jean and your dad?

203
00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:18,135
You mean Mr... [imitates Van] Hot?

204
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,646
Go clean your room.

205
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,943
- Hey, Reba.
- Hey.

206
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,694
I just came over to let you know

207
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:37,822
I'm at peace.

208
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,157
Good. What's that like?

209
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,205
I feel like I just walked through a portal

210
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,833
and left all my cares
and concerns on the other side.

211
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,544
Hmm. Well, be sure
and pick 'em up on your way out.

212
00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:56,006
I don't want a lot of cares
and concerns in my front yard. [laughs]

213
00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,843
- [chuckles] Oh, you.
- Yeah.

214
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,137
[sighs]

215
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,558
Well, you're really in a good mood.
I guess you talked to Brock.

216
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,059
- Not yet.
- I think you should.

217
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,686
- I don't need to.
- You might.

218
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:09,687
I'm kicking him out.

219
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:14,316
[laughing]

220
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:18,654
Oh, you. [continues laughing]

221
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:20,531
I'm serious.

222
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:23,117
I know. I'm just laughin' at my life.

223
00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:37,047
- So, you're really gonna kick Brock out?
- Oh, yeah.

224
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:38,883
Bye-bye, blondie.

225
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,724
I hate to sound judgmental,
but you know that's crazy.

226
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,434
[scoffs] No, Reba.

227
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:52,855
Spending last summer learning Portuguese,
because it was going to be

228
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:56,025
the universal language
of the future was crazy.

229
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:04,074
Trying to train bees to eat hamburger
out of my hand was crazy.

230
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,997
Kickin' Brock out is a smart move.

231
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,081
[speaking Spanish]

232
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,545
I don't get it. This doesn't
sound like somethin' you'd do.

233
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:17,630
I know!

234
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,799
Reba, I had a revelation.

235
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,178
I was driving around...

236
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:27,181
lonely and feeling sorry for myself...

237
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,475
when I went by this church.

238
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,519
And it hit me.

239
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,146
I wasn't alone in this world.

240
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,690
Yeah, I know. You're not.

241
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:38,275
So I asked myself,

242
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,195
"W.W.R.D.?"

243
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,239
What would Reba do?

244
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,867
[laughing] No, no,
no, no, no, Barbra Jean.

245
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:49,537
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

246
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,497
That's a bad question.

247
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,958
Oh, Reba. No, it's not.

248
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,877
You're the woman
Brock respects most in this world,

249
00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,296
next to Jennifer Garner of <i>Alias.</i>

250
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,881
No. No, no.

251
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,592
No. But, Barbra Jean,
I would not kick Brock out.

252
00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:05,594
And if I were in your position,

253
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:08,973
I would march right over there,
apologize and make up to my husband.

254
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,100
- Oh, no, you wouldn't.
- Yes, I would.

255
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,185
- No, you wouldn't.
- [chuckling]

256
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:16,939
Maybe.

257
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:21,819
Reba, you would kick Brock out
until he gets his head on straight.

258
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,613
And then maybe, just maybe,
you'd take him back.

259
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,991
Yeah, but I've got anger issues.

260
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,913
Look, Reba, I love my husband,
and I don't wanna lose him.

261
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:36,250
But I'm not gonna settle
for "he might want me."

262
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,587
I'm not gonna take
whatever he decides to give me.

263
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:41,630
I deserve better than that.

264
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,384
Yeah, you do, Barbra Jean.

265
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,553
Thank you.

266
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:49,972
See?

267
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,850
- I do know you.
- Mm-hmm.

268
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,561
I'm in your head.

269
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,737
You know what
you're gonna do next, don't you?

270
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,989
Ask you to leave so I can go lie down?

271
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,992
Nope. You're gonna give me a hug.

272
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,577
- No. No.
- Yeah. Come on.

273
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,828
- [groans]
- Come on.

274
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,999
Okay. Okay.

275
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,585
It was then they realized
that neither of them needed a man.

276
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,502
Oh!

277
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,762
You guys, guess what.

278
00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:32,431
I'm kicking Brock out.

279
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,474
Barbra Jean!

280
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,434
Well, they're gonna find out eventually.

281
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,853
Yeah, but they shouldn't know
before Brock does.

282
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,438
[scoffs] See?

283
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,565
I knew you'd say that.

284
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,489
- She's not really kicking him out, is she?
- I don't know.

285
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,951
She could. I mean, you know
how the old saying goes.

286
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,411
"If you love something, set it free."

287
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:56,497
Or cripple it so it can't get away.

288
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:04,880
Knock, knock!

289
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,883
Hey, Kyra, you're doing the dishes.

290
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,468
Hey, Van, you're bothering me.

291
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:13,430
No, it's just... you're doing a chore.

292
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,475
I never thought of you
as the type that helps.

293
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,479
So, you're doing this whole
"cleany-uppy thingy"

294
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,814
'cause of all the tension?

295
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:25,734
No, I just want to soak in this detergent
so my hands will be youthful again.

296
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:31,198
Oh, Kyra. Sweet, sweet, vulnerable Kyra.

297
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:34,868
[sighing] Clean dishes
won't keep Daddy at home.

298
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,453
Nope.

299
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:40,416
What is wrong with you,
specific to this moment?

300
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,420
Are you sayin' there's no tension here?

301
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,505
Barbra Jean didn't
just come back and kick Dad out?

302
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,506
What?

303
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,009
Yeah. She was just over at Reba Nell's.

304
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,473
She was screaming and throwing stuff,

305
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:59,059
swearing she was gonna
set him free or cripple him.

306
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,022
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.

307
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,149
It was pretty dramatic.

308
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,526
Well, I haven't seen
Barbra Jean in a couple hours.

309
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,362
- Do you think that's a good sign?
- I don't know. Maybe it is.

310
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,281
Maybe she just needed time
to think about it.

311
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,075
She'll come back when she feels better,
and Dad will never find out.

312
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,453
- Find out what?
- Dad!

313
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,168
Van, Cheyenne. So what happened?
Did she do it?

314
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,420
- Did she do what?
- [gasps] Brock!

315
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,883
- [laughs]
- Something is obviously going on,

316
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,801
but they won't tell me what it is.

317
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:35,512
[sighs] Brock, I don't think
I should be the one to tell you.

318
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:37,306
'Cause it's big, man.

319
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,642
It is big.

320
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:45,898
Reba, if it's big,
and it involves who I think it might,

321
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,400
you know, a little advance warning
might help me to prepare.

322
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,610
[chuckles]

323
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,363
Oh, boy.

324
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:55,365
Reba, please?

325
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,493
Okay, fine. I'll tell you.

326
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,620
But one of these days,
I'm gonna get remarried.

327
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,747
I'm gonna stick you in these situations.

328
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,874
[chuckling] Okay.

329
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,380
[mouths, inaudible]

330
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:14,551
Reba.

331
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,556
Barbra Jean came over earlier,
and she said...

332
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,226
[sighs]

333
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,269
she's gonna ask you to leave.

334
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,188
- What?
- Yeah.

335
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,150
Why would she say that?
That doesn't sound like her. That--

336
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,528
That sounds like you.

337
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,989
I know it! I can't help it!
She's in my head!

338
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,206
Ah, all right, let's just
hold on a second here.

339
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,707
I mean, did you ever stop

340
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,377
and think that maybe she was
just trying to impress you?

341
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,088
Maybe this is just the kick
in the pants that we need

342
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,881
to start addressing our issues.

343
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:53,799
There you go.

344
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,760
Barbra Jean just needs to know
that I still wanna work on our marriage.

345
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,304
Everything else will take care
of itself from there.

346
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,476
Dad, Barbra Jean's at home.
She said she wants to see you.

347
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,353
She does?

348
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:10,399
Oh, well, that's great.

349
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:16,029
You know what? This...
This silliness has gone on long enough.

350
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,200
- Did y'all get all that?
- Yep.

351
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,913
And you know what? I think Dad's right.

352
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:27,374
He's gonna talk to her,
and everything's gonna be okay.

353
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:30,002
Yeah, I mean, who wouldn't
want to be married to Mr. H?

354
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,219
Oh, yeah. My bad.

355
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:43,348
[mouths, inaudible]

356
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,107
[knocking on door]

357
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,242
- Well?
- It was great.

358
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:06,663
Yeah. Yeah, we sat down,
had a long heart-to-heart,

359
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,707
and then she kicked me out.

360
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,212
Well, you're a strong man.
You'll get through this.

361
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:14,922
You did with me.

362
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:22,137
I'm sorry. You okay?

363
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,890
- Well, I will be.
- Come on in.

364
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,142
- I'll get a couple of beers.
- Thanks, Reba.

365
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,310
They're for me.

366
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:33,023
You can't drink. You're gonna have
to drive to a cheap motel.

367
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,403
I still don't know why
I married either one of 'em.

368
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,744
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